- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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