- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Horse.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

what are three short words? i a am

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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