- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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