- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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