You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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