Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Chuck Norris is dead......

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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