- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Jersey Shore.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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