Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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How many light bulbs? 1

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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