do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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This site has ads. and so does every other free site

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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penis

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

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Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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