- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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