- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Want to hear a joke? No.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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