Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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