- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Your Mom The End.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.