How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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