- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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