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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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