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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

I like that, but why am I happy?

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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