A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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