- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

it's funny because it's funny

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Poker face

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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