Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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