Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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^ That's not even funny ^

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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I'm hungry.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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