- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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