100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

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