A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

Come on children, don't dawdle.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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