Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

purple pickles

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What is green and slow Grass.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

rent a cops

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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