Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

have you ever had african food? neither have they

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

What's red and has wheels? A red car

A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

A forty-year-old man forces a young child to strip down and take a shower. The child screams and cries, but the man persists angily. He then carries the child into his bed. The child pleads, "Help! Mom, make him stop!" The mother yells back, "Just listen to him. He's your father and it's past your bedtime." This is a common night-time routine for parents with their first child

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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