- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

burn baby burn your nanas burning

Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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