- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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