The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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boobs!

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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outside your comfort zone

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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