- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

Your Mom

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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