- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

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