A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

I enjoy Popcorn

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

My three children are three big mistakes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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