Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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