- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Then none of us want to be right.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Ms Leong Sux

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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