- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

binladin walks into the american seals

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

whats white and sticky glue

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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