- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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