Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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That is so fetch

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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