- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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