- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Female rights.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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