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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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roses are red poo is poo

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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