the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

hashtags suck balls

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

How long did it take Jeff, a middle-aged man with a lifelong speech-destroying lisp, to overcome his impediment? Less than ten minutes, as carbon monoxide is a colorless, odorless toxic gas that eliminates oxygen at a rapidly-acting rate inside of small areas such as the car Jeff locked himself inside.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

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