- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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