What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

what you get time to go with? - a clock

I <3 Hitler

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

dat shoe shine tho

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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