is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Title IX

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

kieran is a homosexual

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

Tilt your screen back .

1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

call me maybe.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Anti Joke

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