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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What do you say to a rock? Meow

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

Get up Look in the mirror

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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