- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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