- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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