If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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