- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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