Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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