- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Camerons hair is Curly..

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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