How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

I love pissing people off :P

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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