Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what's white and sticky semen

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