What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

alex is cool

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Women's rights

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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