- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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