What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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Ebola

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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