There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

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John Cena for president

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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I named my son ps2 controller

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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Feminism

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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