What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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Women deserve equal rights.

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

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There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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