How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

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Good job, son.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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my penis

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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