- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

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