- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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