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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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