You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

i dont fisish anythi

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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