what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

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What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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