- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

knock knock come in

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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