So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

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Microwave

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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