- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Why? Why not?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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