- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Stop procrastinating.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

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