Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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star wars kid

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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