Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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TIMMY

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Oh, go away

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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