1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

Jebron Lames.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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