- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

HELLO EVERYONE

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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