- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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