- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

People...

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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