- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

It says so on your cap.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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