- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

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