What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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